So Jose's left and,whatever opinion you had of him,the premierships not going to be as interesting. I particularly liked his Egg analogy,the last nonsensical comments af a condemned man probably,although I'd have went out in a blaze of glory,not free range bollocks. If it were me I'd have rolled Avram Grant in some giant pastry,cooked him some class one eggs,force fed him mustard and made Shevchenko and Abramovich watch on a big hostage screen, "EAT IT GRANT,EAT MY EGG MUSTARD YOU...ISRAELI." Other major news,as far as I can tell,is that weathergirl Sian Lloyd has won 'Rear of the Year'. This is one in the four eyes of Lembit "cheeky girl chaser" Opik,the Liberal Democrat freak that famously dumped Lloyd for one of the Romanian stick gargoyles. The cheeky girls were famous for their arses,so the irony is MASSIVE. Personally I'd go for Lloyds arse anyday,it looks alright in the Metro paper,and I dislike most poloticians but literally Despise that smarmy fuckin cretin. OJ's back in the dock again,hilariously as it turns out this time. I was present at his original trial for murder and believe him to be innocent... theres no way he left that huge log in the toilet,he was on the witness stand at the time. It was me,and I was proud to call it my child,eyes of sweetcorn,smile of brown vein. Must go,the kid from the exorcist that sits next to me has just projectiled a load of shit crack my direction. I once called him Craig but hes really called Martin. Peace up,A Town down...