Fresh from my hat trick heroics yesterday,I stumbled into work feeling rough and realising that Im here until 9pm. What a frustrating place this is,with the exception of a few,no one amuses me,they all have massive faces and everything they do annoys me. It stinks in here,someones left a dead grapefruit under a small persons chair and he just did enough with the weight behind him to squash it. Northern Rock customers are going mental I see,they sponsor Newcastle so they were always destined to implode at some point. I heard that it wasn't to do with sustainable mortgage rates,or backing from the Bank of England but actually to do with Immigrants. Apparently theres that many of them in the country now they had to live in the vaults of Northern Rock like Human Scrooge McDucks,making fires with peoples savings. What does Gordon Browns government do about this? Raise the amount of subs I pay for the Turks Head,inflation and taxation,the two priorities and always will be.TEE HEE