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RUSSIANS ARE COMING!

by lovemachine27 @ 2007-09-07 - 13:29:30

The Russians are obsessed with skirting our airspace.What are they doing man,flexing their Vodka faces left right and centre. This is going to lead to something big and scary,like a giant dog made entirely of cheesecake,even if it would appear delicious.Dunny licks his 1% crack. Im not too concerned at the moment, im worried about corrupt mattel toys, they give kids lead poisoning. My budgie I had years ago nibbled at some lead on the stained glass window in the back room, we found it on the bottom of the cage on its back stone cold dead the next morning. Quite upsetting at the time I recall.Theres this freak sitting across the room from me who answers the phone thus, "good afternoon is mrs ..... there please?im calling from Ge in Newcastle,ME names ian", he smiles like a paedophile and cant keep his loud face quiet for two bastad minutes.I think hes challenged chromosome wise, apologies for the crudeness.If Hughes reads this he's similar to Dan Porter facially and gramatically, and probably also recreationally...sniff.Its all go here so have to leave you, someones placed a tramps severed head under my desk in a particularly morbid prank.Heres a question,how do you dispose of a tramps head without attracting attention and without looking like your bothered about it to the person who pranked you? Taxing on the brain like Gordon Brown on cigarellos


 
 

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